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Alternate uni-verse: Picking best, worst college football jerseys in Week 9
By Jason Hall
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Every week is fashion week in college football.
Week 9 provided another glimpse at new uniforms and modified ones. Some worked. Some didn’t. And some made you want to shield your eyes.
Here’s a look at the good, the bland and the downright ugly from Week 9.
The Good
South Carolina
Beat Tennessee!!! #AllBlack pic.twitter.com/tr4wDnT7FM
— GamecocksGR (@GamecocksGR) October 29, 2016
South Carolina’s all black uniforms looked awesome Saturday. Perhaps it was enough motivation for a strong performance against heavily favored Tennessee to pull off an upset.
Arizona State
Lockers set with Desert Chrome for @FootballASU #uniswag pic.twitter.com/SGnbirPCiG
— UNISWAG (@UNISWAG) October 29, 2016
Desert Chrome, indeed. Just look at that helmet. That’s a thing of beauty.
SMU
Some heat for @SMU_Football #uniswag pic.twitter.com/ya5Jk5iaHz
— UNISWAG (@UNISWAG) October 29, 2016
Again, the helmet makes the uni here. Not only does the chrome red look awesome, it’s also very patriotic.
Utah
Utah will be rocking these ??? helmets vs Washington. https://t.co/87zWf7OOzE
— College GameDay (@CollegeGameDay) October 29, 2016
Starting to see a theme here? Teams are putting more emphasis on modern helmets and it’s paying off. Utah’s looked awesome despite a losing effort against Washington.
Virginia
These Virginia uniforms are hot. pic.twitter.com/a3ulXs8gWn
— Yahoo Sports College Football (@YahooSportsCFB) October 29, 2016
This is a case where a simple concept can go really well. The all navy suits Virginia perfectly and gives it a spot on our “good” side.
Indiana
.@HoosierFootball #uniswag pic.twitter.com/k7c3uROhZ3
— UNISWAG (@UNISWAG) October 29, 2016
Indiana’s all red uniforms look great on their own. But once again, the helmet is the icing on the cake. Although its pattern is very Michigan-esque, which would be fine if it wasn’t a rival program.
Wake Forest
Uniform combo for today's game against @ArmyWP_Football. Who's ready for kick?! #GoDeacs #WFUHC pic.twitter.com/TOtv1UBevw
— Wake Forest Football (@WakeFB) October 29, 2016
These primary black Wake Forest jerseys look awesome. They’re very military-esque, which is fitting considering they faced Army in Week 9.
Texas A&M
Going with the classic look today! #BTHOnmsu pic.twitter.com/4SVQ6hrPnE
— Texas A&M Equipment (@TAMUequipment) October 29, 2016
One of Texas A&M’s many uniform combinations, the solid maroon jerseys and helmets looked awesome during an easy victory over New Mexico State.
The Bland
Minnesota
Uniform Combo vs Illinois:
Maroon
White
White pic.twitter.com/9mJJFL8tjK— Minnesota Football (@GopherFootball) October 29, 2016
These are pretty boring. The primary white usually doesn’t provide much excitement, but the Minnesota colors in general just look dull anyway.
The Ugly
Purdue
.@BoilerFootball #uniswag pic.twitter.com/gb2JoOIhMV
— UNISWAG (@UNISWAG) October 29, 2016
What is this? It looks like a created team in an old Madden game. That pattern just looks atrocious, which has been fitting of Purdue’s play in 2016.
Jason covers SEC football for Saturday Down South.