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Week 5 was when some programs solidified their claims to be SEC title contenders (Alabama, Georgia) or at least candidates for the Citrus Bowl (Kentucky, Auburn).
For others, the heartache of 2021 is already setting in.
Ole Miss and Arkansas fell from the ranks of the unbeaten, though losses on the road to the Crimson Tide and Dawgs, respectively, are certainly nothing to be ashamed of. The Rebels and Razorbacks would have hoped to keep their games closer, though.
The mood for Ole Miss fans turned sour quickly:
https://twitter.com/RedditCFB/status/1444407941017202691?s=20
Hopes that the Rebels had of duplicating their upset wins over Bama in 2014 and 2015 evaporated before halftime:
First half beat down was too loud for this Ole Miss fan #sadSECfan pic.twitter.com/mnMYQnFuUw
— sadSECfans (@sadSECfans) October 2, 2021
As for Florida and Texas A&M, both suffered upset losses. Worse still, it was the second conference loss for each, putting them way behind already in their respective division races. The Aggies lost at home to Mississippi State, totally putting to bed any CFP hopes they might have had. And defeat at Kentucky (the first for Florida since 1986) made at least one Gator fan want to shut out the world, or at least the college football world:
This sad Gators fan is going to watch anything but football the rest of the night. Don't want to keep hearing about this awful game.
— PattyGator ? (@PattyGator) October 3, 2021
A good old #SurrenderCobra sighting popped up during the tense Auburn-LSU game:
Generally speaking, never put your hands on your head when you are at a televised football game. #SurrenderCobra pic.twitter.com/lpqhzliSTo
— Ryan Vaughan (@ryanvaughan) October 3, 2021
This Missouri fan seems really determined to make our Sad Fans roster for the week. But considering how badly the Tigers lost at home to Tennessee, we’ll give the fella the attention he seeks:
— Will Boling (@will_boling) October 2, 2021
And as for Vanderbilt … well, the Commodores did win. In the final second. Against a Connecticut team that’s arguably the worst in FBS. It wasn’t exactly a high-demand game in Nashville; a dish of hot chicken might have set you back more than this not-so-hot ticket:
You could get tickets to the game of the year for one actual dollar. Pumped for an electric 2nd half. pic.twitter.com/eHWDZUdTpn
— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) October 3, 2021
Looking around the nation, it’s fair to wonder why fans give the “Horns down” gesture to express distaste for future SEC member Texas — in a game where the Longhorns are not even playing. Of course, posts like this from the school’s football Twitter account, while clever, won’t win the burnt orange any new friends:
HORNed frogs ? pic.twitter.com/yrrFBGDaN9
— Texas Longhorns (@TexasLonghorns) October 2, 2021
Getting back to the Surrender Cobra, one keen observer asks an interesting question:
@SurrenderCobra need a ruling here. Is this just an inverted surrender cobra or something next level? #surrendercobra #MichiganVSWisconsin #CFB pic.twitter.com/XKEiZZMtIS
— Tom Hungerford (@fw_tom) October 2, 2021
Our take: No hands over the head, preferably clasped around the neck, no cobra. Though if you want to interpret this as the gesture that bats would give if they tried to do the pose (and, you know, if they cared about college football), we won’t argue.
Meanwhile, the Pac-12 had a case of upset fever when Stanford knocked off No. 3 Oregon in overtime. So, basically, the league made itself irrelevant earlier this year than it did last year, when none of the teams had even played this early:
It's October 2 and the Pac-12 is out of undefeated teams. Last year all 12 teams were undefeated in November.
— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) October 2, 2021
The Shula Bowl (between Florida Atlantic and Florida International, two schools about 60 miles apart) won’t draw much national attention, but it has unique south Florida intensity:
Spotted in the crowd during the #ShulaBowl… the students erased the 679 and updated it accordingly as the Owls burrowed their way to a 58-21 FAU victory. pic.twitter.com/ljtdoBTdDM
— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) October 2, 2021
But intensity was not the same everywhere, or at least not for this UAB fan:
— no context college football (@nocontextcfb) October 3, 2021
One lesson from Week 5: Don’t sleep on any SEC opponent, or you might wind up making your fans really sad.
Longtime newspaper veteran Jim Tomlin is a copy editor and writer with SaturdayDownSouth.com.