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College football world searches for FSU fan over deleted dog poop promise
By Paul Harvey
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College football fans have been known to make some wild bets over the course of the sport’s illustrious history. Sometimes, those bets venture into the world of wild consequences that are best left untouched and unspoken.
That is the current scenario that one Florida State fan finds themselves in after a proclamation related to the Week 1 matchup between the Seminoles and Boston College.
Previously identified by the handle “@321nole,” one fan pledged to eat dog poop “out of a red Solo cup with a spoon” if FSU lost to Boston College. The fan also claimed a video would be posted of the endeavor with an emphatic “Book it!” promise.
To little surprise, that fan has gone dark with his X (formerly Twitter) social media account deleted.
Dude left X and the Internet is trying to hunt him down. This saga is built for I Think You Should Leave. pic.twitter.com/dzp6HkOF0i
— Brandon Marcello (@bmarcello) September 3, 2024
To no surprise, the entire college football world is now in a manhunt for the missing fan. In fact, ESPN’s Scott Van Pelt even called him out on television.
“(FSU’s) not down as bad as that fan on the internet who said he’d eat dog poop out of a Solo cup,” quipped Van pelt. “You think you just get to delete your account? The internet ain’t going to forget that, buddy… People are going to find you, that’s how that works.”
"They're not down as bad as that dude on the internet who said he'd eat dog poop out of a solo cup. You think you just get to delete your account? The internet ain't gonna forget that, buddy. You don't get to just keep it moving and get a new name…" – @notthefakeSVP pic.twitter.com/hLFTHCrBq6
— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) September 3, 2024
Jack McGuire with Barstool reports he has been in contact with the user behind “321noles” and is “working on a peace treaty” to bring the user back onto social media. Meanwhile, other fans across the country have offered up their thoughts on how this bet should be rectified moving forward.
I am currently working on a peace treaty with 321noles as we speak.
I am speaking to his friends in a DM group called L***as Hive.
We are close to an agreement on bringing him back to Twitter.
— Jack McGuire (@JackMacCFB) September 3, 2024
I think this FSU guy should have to eat Kirk Herbstreits dogs poop live on air
— Marty Mush (@martymush) September 3, 2024
I’m not saying he has to eat an entire dog shit. But the man must take a bite. Dog shit must hit his tongue on camera or else we never rest
— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) September 3, 2024
There is nothing easier you can do as a sports fan than NOT going on Twitter and making a public statement that you will consume dog poop if your team loses. I've personally avoided it for years! https://t.co/sVIdRiGE5X pic.twitter.com/rkjazsifDO
— Jeff D. Lowe (@JeffDLowe) September 3, 2024
FSU dog poop guy somewhere right now pic.twitter.com/YK2TKEjiPN
— Pardon My Take (@PardonMyTake) September 3, 2024
I'm not so sure I want that guy to eat a red Solo cup of dog poop pic.twitter.com/c2ojbvYCf5
— Andy Molitor (@AndyMSFW) September 3, 2024
Paul Harvey lives in Atlanta and covers SEC football.